tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-76923068696062753862024-03-13T04:07:35.283+01:00Outside Looking InLife in the Netherlands, with catsJuleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.comBlogger364125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-20716902648690079972016-11-04T13:22:00.001+01:002016-11-04T13:22:35.037+01:00Overprepared<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I may have been a little pessimistic about night-training kidlet. To be fair, the past two years has been rather hellish in the potty department: kidlet learned to pee in the potty relatively quickly, though perfecting the timing took a while. But for some reason he was terrified of pooping in the toilet. And <i>nothing</i>, not ice cream, not promises of new toy cars, not even a promised visit to his cousins, could convince him to poop in the toilet. For more than a year, the situation was that he was okay for the day, but literally five minutes after we put him in a diaper (for bed) he'd poop in it.<br />
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Well, the pooping-in-the-toilet issue resolved itself in a most spectacular fashion a few weeks ago. It would be difficult to convey the degree of s<i>turm und drang</i> that happened that afternoon, but suffice it to say that more than one of us was in tears before it was over. But it happened - and he began using the toilets for both numbers one and two after that, quite willingly, so I suppose the overall experience didn't scar him for life. <br />
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After that I waited a few weeks before starting night-training; it made sense to wait a while before making more drama with respect to wet beds. Plus I needed some time to gather the supplies: extra el-cheapo sheets (thanks, IKEA!), and plastic mattress protectors to lay down underneath the sheets. I bought 105 puppy pads - at 20 cents apiece, it was a steal over the 1.07 euros that the Jumbo charges for the exact same thing. I was going to be Prepared, damn it - I had his bed made up in 3 layers (sheet, puppy pads, sheet, puppy pads, sheet, puppy pads), totally ready for the moment he'd wake up crying that his bed was wet and I'd just strip off the sheets, change his pants, and tuck him right back in. I'd been reminding him that he needed to start waking up to go to the bathroom for weeks. I even put off doing the whites in case he wet the bed the first few nights.<br />
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And what happened? Exactly nothing. He went to bed, in underwear and pajamas, and then woke up the next morning as happy and cheerful as ever. Not a drop of pee in the bed. <br />
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It's been that way for two days, now. I may need to find something else to do with 99 puppy pads....</div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-54083410714223273112016-06-06T19:51:00.002+02:002016-06-06T19:51:58.550+02:00Mobile working setup<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So it goes without saying that I write anywhere I can, whenever I can find a spare minute. In my case, that's recently expanded when I bought a tablet a few months ago. At first it was mostly for fun, as I slowly acquired the apps I needed for maximum productivity Now, I've got it configured to work almost--almost seamlessly with my desktop setup. <br />
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See, most of the time if I want to do any writing outside of the apartment that means packing up my laptop. Which isn't so bad if kidlet's in <i>peuterspeelzaal </i>for a few hours and I'm chilling at Starbucks (yes, Nijmegen has one). But having to lug a laptop around the playground with me so that I can make sure that kidlet's not being an insufferable twit as he hops-skips-jumps from one thing to another is a lot less convenient.<br />
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Enter the tablet: it's a small one, with a 7-inch screen. I'd debated getting a bigger one but in the end decided that portability was what mattered more to me--after all, what's the point of getting a tablet if you're just going to sit at home? If you're going to stay home and surf the web and all, then that's what the Chromebook is for (these days my husband uses it more often than I do). Also, because it's tiny, it has the added advantage of me being able to type on an intact QWERTY keyboard with my thumbs, and thanks to Google's ever-smarter autocorrect feature, it even manages to make my life a little easier. <br />
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My setup is still a bit of a mess; in a perfect world Scrivener would come out with a mobile app for Android and I would be able save my stuff in Google Drive and access it wherever I have WiFi. But mostly, what I do is this:<br />
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1) Export, out of Scrivener, the current chapter I'm working on as an *.rtf file (the file type is largely irrelevant at this point for me, but I find that RTF files open faster), into OneDrive.<br />
2) In my tablet, download the file off of OneDrive onto the tablet's internal memory. This step isn't strictly necessary, but I've found that sometimes places that are said to offer free WiFi, don't, and sometimes when they do, it doesn't work. Granted, Android systems are notorious for not always getting connected and/or staying connected to WiFi systems. But the point is, it's a precaution.<br />
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4) Open the file using OfficeSuite. I suppose at some point I might actually download Word and all those other Office apps, but at this point OfficeSuite does a good job and one word processor is the same as any other.<br />
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7) Move the file back to OneDrive.<br />
8) Open my laptop. In Scrivener, import the file and replace the one that was there.<br />
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I know, I know, it's clunky and horrible, but this comes about mostly because a) Scrivener files can only be opened in Scrivener and b) there is no app that can open Scrivener files. If I worked in Word it would be a lot easier to streamline. Right now, though, the advantages of working in Scrivener outweigh the disadvantages faced when I need to go mobile.<br />
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-80546275373938187972016-05-19T19:51:00.001+02:002016-05-19T19:51:39.763+02:00Walking the Line<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Kidlet has always been a motorhead, a gear monkey, a car nut--you get the picture. If there's a motor on it, he'll love it. He loves watching the lawnmower--the <i>lawnmower</i>--as it does laps around our building, cutting the grass. He could quite literally sit at a construction site for hours if there's an excavator and a bulldozer. I harbor a secret fantasy of bringing him to Schipol and relaxing for three hours while he watches planes.</div>
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He got a push-car for Christmas two years ago and he's still coasting with that damn car all over the apartment. Ever since he discovered the battery-powered cars at the <i>Brakkefort</i> I've been shelling out for the god-damned tokens so that he can get a drive (now up to two) in each time we go. And pedal-carts--if it weren't for the fact that we go mostly at the non-peak times, there would be a lot more screeching kiddos at these places. And he is...surprisingly <i>good</i> at it, able to wrestle huge steel contraptions that weigh more than I do through hairpin turns and s-curves like I'd pushed one of those suckers out with him. </div>
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It's easy to see where this is heading: dreams of Formula-1 glory, like Max Verstappen, the kid who's just won one of the Grand Prix's in Spain. Of course, I know this is a long shot, at best. And odds are he'll never get past just a few turns on the go-kart track for fun when he's fourteen. I would be okay with that--and that's what makes walking the line between letting him drive as much as he can and making too much of it so damn hard. I mean, what is "too much" for a kidlet? I mean, if he likes it, what's the harm, right? And isn't the whole point of parenting teaching a kid to get up again when he falls down? Where's the line between encouraging a kid and pushing them?</div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-89551161682088069652016-03-21T09:13:00.001+01:002016-06-06T19:52:09.726+02:00Buses and Cars and Trains, Oh My!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Kidlet has always been a good traveler. I feel like I have to start this post with that because everything that I'm going to write afterward depends on keeping that in mind. Whether it's an afternoon or a morning in town, or a weeklong jaunt to Luxumbourg, he's never had a (much of) a problem sleeping in different situations and he simply loves riding in buses, trains, and cars. And I've never been the kind of mom to carry around a ton of extra diapers, an extra outfit, twenty snacks, three packages of wipes, and enough toys to fill a daycare--what can I say, I'm lazy. <br />
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<li>I haven't used a stroller since kidlet turned 2. Seriously. Yes, it's a bit of a pain to get him to go when he's tired. But it means he'll fall asleep without issues in the evening, and it saves me a headache from having to lug a stroller everywhere. Win-win-lose is still winning, overall. </li>
<li>I've made plans to rent a bike with a kiddie seat on the back when we get there. Seriously, if you're ever in a Dutch city and you have a toddler, forget the stroller, just rent a bike. Well, unless you're in Amsterdam--riding a bike there is just a death wish. But Maastricht is so nice to bike in, and renting a bike will save you a small fortune in transit fees. </li>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-76677512639738322302016-02-04T11:23:00.003+01:002016-02-04T11:23:50.667+01:00Decisions, decisions<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
One of the most nerve-wracking and head-achey decisions you have to make as a parent in the Netherlands is which <i>basisschool</i> to send your kid to. First of all, it doesn't help that they start during the academic year during which your kid turns 4, so for a November baby like kidlet that means he gets to start at the ripe old age of 3. Secondly, it turns out that there are at least 4 different teaching principles that different schools can follow, so there actually is a big difference between the schools and therefore the only way you can tell which school has what available is to go see the school itself. Most schools have an <i>opendag</i>, where parents can come in for a quick talk about the education principles of the school (<i>Jenaplan</i>, for instance, or <i>Brede plan</i>) and take a tour of the facilities. So that's what I've been busy with this past month, visiting every school nearby and taking in the pros and cons of the places.<br />
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In Nijmegen, at least, you're allowed to pick six <i>basisscholen</i>, ranked in order of preference. You fill out the form online, and then in a few weeks or months you get a letter in the mail telling you which school you can send your kid to. And the problem, at least from a "which school is better" standpoint, is that all Dutch schools have to guarantee that your kid will become literate and know how to add and subtract, at least. One school is not "better" than the other, educationally-speaking. This actually sets a lot of worries about picking the "right" school away and lets you focus on picking, well, the right school. <br />
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The part that makes this such a headache is that there are a lot of schools. In our area (meaning within a 3-mile radius) there are at least 8 schools we could theoretically send kidlet to. Some of them are much farther away than others, and obviously distance factors into the decision quite a bit. Most of them are ordinary schools, meaning that they follow a standard curriculum, but some of them follow the <i>Jenaplan</i> system and there are a few Montessori schools as well. So it really does depend on what you think is best for your kid.<br />
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Things that I've discovered about myself: diversity matters a lot more to me than I thought it did. I mean, I don't mind kidlet attending the <i>peuterspeelzaal</i> where literally every child is some shade of blonde except kidlet. It's a good <i>peuterspeelzaal</i> and the teachers are patient and kind, and kidlet's Dutch is improving in leaps and bounds, but he's still not speaking Dutch 100% yet and it's getting down to the wire as to whether or not he needs <i>logopedie</i> (speech therapy). But the proportion of blonde versus non-blonde kids is highly indicative (at least so far, in my experience) of whether the school has experience dealing with bilingual kids. I would mind a lot less about the lack of diversity in some schools that I've visited if they were able to give me a shred of confidence that they had the experience of dealing with bilingual kids, but one of them just point-blank told me, "We don't have any facilities or experience with that." <br />
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And, well, frankly--there is something to be said about attending a school with kids from all kinds of backgrounds. I mean, okay, I get that this is the Netherlands, that most people are white and and tall and blonde. But a lot of the issues and microaggressions and finer points of not-being-racist would be greatly mitigated if people grew up in a diverse environment, I think.</div>
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There's this prevalent notion floating about on the Internet that we are in a "post-racial" era. That declaring,"I'm colorblind! I don't even notice race!" is the same thing as saying, "There's no such thing as racism!" <br />
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Except a) we're not in a post-racial world, and b) if you truly "don't notice" race, then you're either deaf, dumb, and blind, or an idiot, because everybody notices if the person they're talking to is different. Especially if the answer she gives to the question, "So where are you from?" is not what they expect it to be. <br />
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Granted, racism these days is not expressed by burning crosses and telling black people to GTFO of wherever it is they're "not supposed" to be. Not usually, anyway. And in Europe, it's conflated (especially now) with religious animosity against Muslims, and in the Netherlands, the yearly <i>Zwarte Piet</i> debacle. I'm not going to offer any solutions; as an expat, my understanding of local politics is limited to "Well, that's dumb" and swearing at the IND every time they demand that I cough up 228 euros for an ID card that's apparently no longer valid once you get a Dutch passport. <br />
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But I can tell you what racism looks like, since a lot of people don't seem to realize that they are committing these "microaggressions" when they're "just making small talk." And honestly, I know that they're trying to be friendly, but unlike most Chinese people in Europe (I would imagine--I haven't met that many) I actually possess the vocabulary to spell out exactly what's so wrong about and why it's so horrible. <br />
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<li>Karel's friend is really big into traditional Chinese medicine and yoga and Eastern medicine. Whatever. That's his thing. If he wants to talk a blue streak about it, well, I'm cool with that. I'm not a believer--and frankly, acupuncture is just creepy to me. And he said, "I never thought I'd have to argue for TCM with someone from China." Which is just irritating, even without taking into account that he knows me well enough to know that I grew up in the US, attended a medical school, worked in biology, and don't cook Chinese food and instead make a mean <i>stamppot</i>. </li>
<li>I was at the printer's, getting something printed out in preparation for a client meeting, and the guy who's helping me...actually doesn't start up with the whole "So where are you from?" line of questioning. Nope, instead he seems surprised that kidlet speaks a mix of Dutch and English, and asks me what other languages I speak. I tell him that we speak Dutch and English to him. And then he asks me what my mother tongue is. I tell him it's English (because it is). And then he asks me if I speak Chinese to kidlet. And then he makes a comment about kidlet's big eyes, somehow completely missing the fact that kidlet's hair is definitely <i>brown</i>, not black, and assuming that he's Asian rather than a halfie. (I mean, okay, kidlet definitely takes after me in terms of facial features, but how do you miss the fact that his hair is brown? Especially when I'm right next to him for comparison? I know I'm going gray but I swear it's not that bad yet).</li>
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Do these incidents mark the end of the world? No. But here's the thing that white people don't get: we can't talk about racism without dealing with all of the subconscious baggage that you guys have about what someone is "supposed" to be like. And that's the thing with subconscious baggage--you can swear on your life, and even believe, that you don't see color/race, but subconsciously, things register, and slowly but surely they color the lens through which you perceive the world. And you can swear on your life that you don't hate [race] people, but hate isn't the problem. It's the thousand invisible things that you guys do that grate on our nerves, but woe be the one who says anything about it, lest she appear "too sensitive". </div>
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But every time you do one of those things, you're feeding a machine that tells people that they are limited by the color of their skin and their ancestry, telling people like me that being born somewhere determines who I am rather than the effort I've put into making something of myself. You're telling me that you're only interested in my story if it fits your preconceived ideas of what an Asian person is doing living in the Netherlands. You're telling me that you, whom I've just met at the bus stop and am making idle talk to while we wait, know me better than I, who spent 34 years living my life and working out all the shit in my life, do. And maybe I'm presuming--but at least I'm aware that I'm doing so--but I do think that you'd be<i> fucking pissed</i> if I were to do the same to you.</div>
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And yet, every time this happens, I feel bad for the person I'm talking to. I feel like it's my job not to let them down, or at least do so gently. I mean, I get it--they don't mean to be nasty, not like the jackholes who scream, "<i>Konichiwa</i>" at me as they ride by on their bikes (would that eye rolls be translated into bowling balls). And being polite has always been second-nature to me. But still--why should I have to be the only one swallowing my discomfort just so the person I'm talking to--the one who started this--doesn't have to feel bad? </div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-74446531992011595802016-01-04T22:01:00.002+01:002016-01-04T22:01:47.035+01:00Yes, he's allowed to say that<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Because, if we're going to be honest, I tell him that, too. Not quite as often, and usually when he's in the preliminary phases of pitching a fit, those moments after me putting my foot down about something but before he's totally lost control. Because, in those moments, I <i>don't</i> like him. He's yelling, getting worked up--it's a 50/50 chance whether he's able to listen. If he is, then he can usually be talked down. If he isn't, then it's a toddler-drama-rama all around.</div>
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And I like to think that he's going to internalize that it's OK not to be liked. When he tells me, "I don't like you," I tell him, "You don't have to like me. You have to pick up your cars," or whatever it is that I asked him to do that prompts the declaration of not-liking mommy. That it's OK to stick to your guns even if people don't like you. That it's OK to tell people that they're being jerks. </div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-55872814018587648092016-01-03T17:52:00.000+01:002016-01-03T17:52:16.156+01:00I Give Zero F*cks<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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There's always a lot of talk about regulating screen time, how you shouldn't let your kid stew in front of the TV all day and so on and so forth. And I agree with that, for the most part: watching TV all day every day is a terrible waste of time. But playing with a tablet? That's a little more nuanced. Most people agree that it's impossible to keep a kid away from them, and that a strategic retreat is needed: they set limits (30 minutes) or take them away for not doing chores or what-not. <br />
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Me? I give zero f*cks about whether kidlet wants to spend his entire day playing with the damn iPad. And here's why: I trust him to be smart enough to know when he's bored. My only rules are: 1) no screens when eating (this is a family-wide thing, and it applies to Karel as well) and 2) no crying or whining when I tell him to put it away (i.e., when we need to go out, or when it's time for dinner). If he does, then he loses the iPad for the rest of he day and the entire day thereafter. It's a simple system that doesn't involve timers or some arbitrary limit. And it works. Yes, there were a few fits the first few days when he got his own iPad with new games, but after he worked out the rules for himself he's been pretty good about it and I don't have to fight with him to put it down.<br />
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I'm sure someone out there is having a heart attack reading this right now. But here's the thing: after the first few days, when he spent close to 4 hours watching YouTube movies and playing with his apps, his using the iPad dropped, the same way it did with my phone. And now he spends maybe 30 minutes a day playing with the thing before he decides to pull out his cars or rediscover his "microbots" (hematite stones carved in a shape that resembled the microbots seen in <i>Big Hero 6</i>). Or he'll ask us to fill the bathroom sink so that he can play with the water. Or he'll get his crayons out of the closet. Or ask me to take him to the playground. Or...well, you get the idea: kid stuff. <br />
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Kids aren't stupid, and they'll work out when they've had enough. Of course a new tablet, filled with fun apps, is going to absorb all of their attention, but it won't last. It can't last--they just don't have the attention span or the ability to sit still that long. It may take a little longer before they figure out their own limits, but there is a life beyond a tablet. And of course you can use time with the tablet as a carrot as opposed to a stick, or set a time limit. But that doesn't teach them their own personal limits--it reinforces the idea that good things are scarce in this world so they need to have <i>all</i> the good things, all at once. And I know Freud has long since been discounted as a quack, but you have to wonder whether the (uniquely American) inability to moderate has something to do with this. <br />
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I wonder when we stopped listening to kids telling us what they want/need. I mean, sure, they don't always know what's best for them, so it's up to us to make suggestions and make sure they know the rules. But discipline isn't about teaching kids blind obedience to authority; it's about providing them with an appropriate frame in which to live their own lives. And that's the key, the "living their own lives" part, that I want for my kid. It's not his job to make me happy. His job is to grow up, my job is to give him what he needs to do that. And part of that is <i>really </i>listening to him, accepting that sometimes that means pears and olives for breakfast instead of oatmeal, or taking him to the HEMA for a lunch date, just because. <br />
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I'm an atheist, but I do have faith: that kidlet knows himself, and that as long as we continue to provide him with a bedrock of unconditional love and mutual respect, he'll turn out all right. I wonder when people lost this faith--and what it will take for them to find it again. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-18977440895905749522015-11-27T12:53:00.000+01:002015-11-27T12:53:12.106+01:00Hello Fresh!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: inherit;">I'm the penny pinching one in this household. Kidlet doesn't know what a penny is, yet, and <span style="font-family: inherit;">Karel...well, I love the guy but tracking spending is not his <i>forte</i>. Suffice it to say, then, that when Hello Fresh debuted in the Netherlands two years ago I laughed and told the guys selling subscriptions to fuck off. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;"><br /></span></span><span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This is because they charge </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;">€39.99 for a box of 3 meals for 2 people. That's </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;">€13.33 per meal, </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;">€6.66 per serving, folks. And they don't even come over and do the dishes for you. For someone who typically drives down the cost of dinner to </span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;">€2-3 per person, it's ridiculous. </span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: 14.6667px; line-height: 15.6933px;">But if I were to be completely honest...I can't deny that I wasn't tempted. Setting asid</span></span><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 15.6933px;">e time </span><i style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 15.6933px;">every</i><span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 15.6933px;"> day to go grocery shopping is a bit of a drag, and that goes double if Karel isn't home to babysit kidlet while I run out for a carton of milk. </span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 15.6933px;">These sort of subscription-boxes have been popular on both sides of the Atlantic for a while, now: they're supposed to simplify your life (or at the very least, your grocery shopping) while providing a good, homemade meal for the cost of a Value Meal at McDonald's (yeah...the Value Meals where I live...aren't, exactly). You get all the ingredients you need, pre-measured in the quantities for however many people you're cooking for (minus a few basics, like olive oil, flour, milk) and then you just follow the directions on the menu card. In <i>their</i> perfect world, you'd get a box every week, but forty euros a week for 3 dinners is obscene by any standard except Parisians'. Fortunately it's easy to log onto the website and tell them when you want a box delivered, and with Hello Fresh, you're only obligated to buy two boxes at full price.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 15.6933px;">The good news is that Hello Fresh, at least, has <i>really</i> big portions, which works out well because we're two adults and one hungry kidlet. The four measly potatoes you get for a stamppot might not look like much, but add a package of saurkraut and a couple of sausages and you've got an all-out meal. There are vegetarian options as well, and they're tasty, too.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 15.6933px;">The bad news is that you kinda-sorta-hafta know how to cook first before you can make anything really tasty with it. For our box last week, we had mackerel wraps, saurkraut <i>stamppot</i>, and a vegetarian lasagna. None of these required any special skills to make, but I can imagine that, if you're not used to cooking it would be kind of daunting, especially when it comes to making a roux for the cheese sauce with the lasagna, or some of the fancier cooking things that are required of you. You don't need a <i>lot</i> of kitchen utensils, and the ones that are recommended are the sort of things that most people would have. But then again, there was a time when we didn't have a baking sheet. That being said, the recipes do taste something splendid--it says a lot when a three-year-old will eat eggplant and spinach without whining. </span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 15.6933px;">I'm still kind of divided on whether it's good value; I feel like if they'd drop the price to 30 or even 35 euros I'd probably get the boxes a lot more often. I mean, things like fresh pasta and smoked mackerel aren't exactly cheap at the supermarket, either, and after the peace of mind afforded by three days of only having to shop for things like milk and cat food, I can definitely see the value in having someone else do the thinking for you.</span></div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-71916105329043662932015-11-11T22:54:00.001+01:002015-11-11T22:54:36.764+01:00Getting help<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It's no secret that kidlet is weird--the kid is great on long trips, for example, goes to bed without a problem most nights, loves olives and sunny-side-up eggs (but won't touch hard-boiled ones). But there's weird, and then there's worrying, and kidlet's particular brand of weirdness has had us mildly worried for a while. But it wasn't until I discovered that I'd have to register him for <i>basischool</i> next year that we decided to take the leap and have him independently assessed. Sending him to school next year when he's still using nonsense-words (in either language) just won't do.<br />
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And this is where the <i>consultatiebureau</i> really morphs from something merely very annoying to something that is a godsend, because all it took was one phone call, explaining what we've been observing, and someone came to our place, agreed that further assessments were needed, and an observer was placed in kidlet's <i>peuterspeelzaal</i> class to see if we were merely being overly-worried parents.<br />
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The observer, a licensed child development specialist, assured us that some of our worries would resolve themselves eventually, but some of our worries were justifiable ones and that it was a good thing that we'd called them. Early intervention can work wonders, but only if parents recognize that something is wrong, and sometimes what's taken for granted as "of course it takes longer" can cross the line into an actual developmental delay, and the things that we should be worried about, according to the specialist, were straddling that line.<br />
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I'll admit, when I first had him, it was a PITA dragging a kidlet all the way to the <i>consultatiebureau</i> every month--even though we had a car by that point Karel was away more often than not, and I didn't get a bike again until last year, so that meant I either had to walk 40 minutes, or take a bus, beginning and ending my trip with a 15-minute walk. Suffice it to say that, while I was always glad for a healthy-baby report, it didn't always alleviate the peevishness from schlepping a kidlet around for almost an hour, just for people to tell me that everything was normal. But they've been nothing but wonderful for us, outlining a plan of monitoring and interventions for the next six months that seems like a cross between .<br />
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For now, not much will change: kidlet will start seeing a speech therapist at the very least, and if there is space for him we'll increase his <i>peuterspeelzaal </i>time to three mornings a week. There was a recommendation that he attends a <i>peutergym</i> to allow him to move around in the ways that he seems to want to, and improve his kinesthetic awareness. Hopefully this will be enough. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-2308038175542254772015-10-28T23:52:00.000+01:002015-11-23T17:45:15.911+01:00Paris! With an almost-3-year-old...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So you might be thinking that this might be a horror story about navigating Paris with a 3-year-old. But actually, well, kidlet was very well-behaved the entire time. When our train was stuck in Roosendal for over an hour, and then we had to take the slow train to Antwerp, there was only a minimum of fussing. Then from Antwerp, we had to go to Brussels, which was another long slog and it was almost 3 pm by the time we were able to explain to someone at the Thalys (French high-speed rail company) what had happened and what we were trying to do. It was slightly complicated due to the fact that I used e-tickets on my phone because printing stuff involved a headache-and-a-half (drivers for the printer not up-to-date with Windows 10, etc), and the Thalys service counter in Brussels Central for some reason couldn't look up the ticket information even though it was right on my phone, so our only recourse was to go to the main Thalys desk in Brussels-Midi. Fortunately, news of the snafu at Roosendal had been sent down the pipeline well in advance, so one quick explanation to the people working the desk and we got a piece of paper and permission to board the next train to Paris. And we were lucky to run into a sympathetic conductor--maybe it was just because we had kidlet with us--who was able to find seats for us in the first-class compartment, so that was nice. So basically, by the time we arrived at our hotel we'd been on the road for 10 hours straight and it was a relief for all of us to crash and sleep, pretty much right away. <br />
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The Eiffel tower and Notre Dame were amusing just because they were sights you have to see for yourself, but I have to agree with Karel that the best part of the day wasn't the sights, it was walking through the streets, meandering along and looking at things that caught our fancy: a bag of dried lavender buds, for instance. We were able to bribe kidlet into going quietly into Notre Dame with the promise of ice cream that we'd seen on our way there. It was getting to see the sketchy parts of Paris and cramming ourselves into the Metro along with all of the other commuters. <br />
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The next day we wandered slowly through Montmarte, the neighborhood our hotel was in. Our destination was the Basilica du Sacre Coeur but we had five hours to find it before we needed to get our bags from the hotel, so we were in no rush. It wasn't as if it was hard to miss, either--the church sits at the top of an enormous hill, flanked by gardens. We went up the hill the hard way--on foot, yes, even kidlet, who seemed more determined than ever to reach the top--but there were tram cars ferrying passengers up and down the hill. Entrance to the basilica is free (always a perk) but you had to pay €6 for the privilege of climbing 300 stairs to the dome--which, to my mind, was definitely worth it for the view, though on the day we went it was drizzling a bit and the rain had turned the marble as slick as ice, so going down--especially since kidlet still has the outsized head of most toddlers--was a challenge, to say the least. <br />
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Food was still shockingly overpriced. Granted, the portions were probably a little bigger than they are in the Netherlands, but still: €12.50 for a grilled-cheese sandwich is outrageous. If it'd been me and Karel alone, no doubt we'd do a lot more walking to find places to eat that are off the beaten path--food tends to be cheaper the farther away it is from tourists--but kidlet, tough though he may be, can only trek so far. But the indifference and bad service that people always seem to complain about when they visit Paris wasn't really an issue for us. Contrary to perceived wisdom, I think we actually got better service because we had kidlet. I mean, people <i>actually gave up their seats on the Metro</i> when we got in. And then the proprietor of a cafe we stopped at for coffee gave kidlet one of those Eiffel Tower miniatures that they sell on the streets, and two free cookies. The Rough Guide was right about Parisians loving children--though I think part of it was also that we weren't trying to wrestle a huge Quinny stroller into the rush-hour Metro.<br />
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Suffice it to say that Paris was fantastic. It's true, what they say about doing things with people you love. And passing on the sense of adventure to kidlet--well, what could be better?<br />
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-69815122904523205792015-10-23T16:51:00.001+02:002015-10-23T16:51:11.391+02:00What is Discipline?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It always irritates me a little when people brag about how, when they were little, they got smacked around and came out all right in the end. It bugs me when people admit to spanking their kids--don't get me wrong, now that kidlet's almost 3 I experience the urge to smack him a good one at least once a day, so I totally understand the sensation of being powerless over a kid's obstinate "no". And it really, really pisses me off to see some parent punishing their child and read comments lauding that parent for "good discipline". <br />
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Let's get something straight, here: good discipline is not punishing a child when they do something wrong (more on this later). Good discipline is structuring your life so that your child learns how to live. Good discipline is not merely not-giving your child a biscuit every time they ask for one; good discipline is telling your kid what you expect of them before you go into the store and then giving them a hug when they do it. Discipline, after all, means "to teach"; it means teaching them to get up when they fall, to try again if they fail, that you--and by extension the world--have certain expectations of them that they have to meet in order to become members of society; that they can't always get their way and that crying about it won't solve problems. Good discipline, in other words, is a way of life, a mindset that you either embrace, or not. If you don't live a disciplined life, then no amount of time-outs or spanking will ever give you a disciplined child.<br />
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Punishing a child is something in the framework of good discipline, but it is not the end-all-be-all of discipline. It is something that needs to happen, occasionally, to teach a kid what not to do, but if you're disciplining your child then they'll have already figured out what they <i>should </i>be doing. You can't punish a child into good behavior. Bad behavior needs to have consequences, of course--but only insofar as it teaches the child what not to do. Teaching a child how to behave is not the same thing as smacking them until they stop doing anything. And spanking a child--well, like I said, I understand the urge to. But I'm an adult. I know better. <br />
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Which leads me to the other point: respect is not the same thing as fear. Respect goes two ways. If you respect your child's person--if you respect their wishes, stop tickling them when they say so, and respect them the way you want to be respected--then odds are they will respect you. This is not to say that you should bribe your child for good behavior, but just to say that children are people--or trying to be people--and the way to get respect is to give it. You can't tell a child "no TV" all the time while playing World of Warcraft for three hours straight and then expect them to listen to you when you tell them to eat their dinner. You can't tell a child it's not okay to hit his brother while spanking him for doing it. <br />
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And this is not to say that your kids will end up brats if you do these things or not. Kids are resilient and pick up a lot more than we give them credit for. As long as you're doing some kind of parenting, your kids will probably end up all right, despite everything you're doing or not-doing to screw them up.</div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-44124362302765941672015-10-09T21:10:00.001+02:002015-10-09T22:09:37.678+02:00Home improvement<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I gotta say, it's amazing what a couple of screws and some white paint can do for a space. <br />
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We--or rather, Karel--has been on a bit of a home improvement kick recently. It started with the little things, like (FINALLY) sectioning off the loose cords that we have running through the place, confining them with little runners and basically making the place safe for humanity and toddlers with giant heads. Then he mounted the TV to one of our walls, making it safe <i>and</i> freeing up a ton of extra space in our living room again. I have a place to hang the drying racks on the (rare) occasions when they're not being used. We replaced out closet with the <a href="http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/S89932593/">Algot system</a> from IKEA. The ugly hole under our water heater (we have a tankless water heater) got plastered over, the gap in the concrete floor got filled, and a bookshelf--with a space for our stand mixer--got put up. Karel built a custom drawer system in the space where our dishwasher had been, and now, over the past few days, he single-handedly emptied the pantry (except for the washer), painted the space, and put up a ton of new shelves. It's not quite finished yet--we'll be picking up a second <a href="http://www.ikea.com/nl/nl/catalog/products/50227973/">Raskog cart </a>from IKEA soon--but it's already a <i>ton</i> better than it was before. Still on the list of things to do is to build kidlet a lofted bed, build him a new bookshelf/desk system for his room, patch up the hole in the wall of kidlet's room, and install a bunch of new Algot shelves/baskets in our room to make better use of the space we have. That, and painting EVERYTHING.<br />
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The goal is, ostensibly, to make the place sell-able. Nijmegen is a lovely city but it's far away from Deventer and should Karel luck into finding a job elsewhere, we'll probably have to move, and the place will be much, much easier to sell if it looks neat. <br />
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But more than that, well--I think of all of these changes as being reflective of the state of things in our minds and marriage. Before that--things were okay. We hung in there. It wasn't great, but it was okay and it was what we were used to, and we didn't really make any plans to change it. It wasn't that we didn't have any plans (I had lots of plans), it was just that all of the plans required at least a few days of concentrated effort and Karel, until recently, had always been an all-or-nothing kind of guy.<br />
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I won't go into what sparked this sudden transformation, but suffice it to say that home improvement isn't really just about home improvement as it is about life improvement. Encoded in the now-brilliantly-efficient kitchen and our vastly more relaxed space is a lifestyle that's more effective, and therefore, more relaxed. Neatness is built-in, rather than constantly-striven-for. And we are truly happier than we've been with where we live for a long, long time. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-68326810083308357242015-09-10T14:50:00.000+02:002015-09-10T14:50:35.305+02:00BCC: Bullshit, we Can't Convey anything<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The Dutch are infamous for terrible customer service. Customer service, it is said, is rude (probably true, by American standards), can never help you in the way you want to be helped (likely to be true), and just generally makes a bad situation even worse (maybe this is true).<br />
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Somehow, though--maybe it's because I do most of my customer-service interactions when people are actually bright ad perky--I've managed to avoid getting too screwed over in terms of getting service. At the very least, (<i>gemeente </i>official business notwithstanding) I've come to terms with the fact that if I'm getting bottom-euro prices it's not because they've hired Service Sally to man the desk when it comes to complaints.<br />
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But even my luck runs out, and in our case, it was with BCC. You'd think that a web retailer--and a major web retailer, at that--would have the ability to list merchandise that is out of stock as "<i>niet in vooraad</i>" instead of allowing you to pay for it and expect next-day delivery. And then, when you call them the next day, you find out (after a 2-hour wait on the phone, no less) that they are unable to give you any information on your order. And when you reach out with Facebook, only <i>then</i> do you find out that it's out of stock and will take between 5-10 days to arrive. <br />
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And now, on the promised day of arrival (10 days yippee), lo and behold, the washer which was supposed to have been delivered this morning is nowhere in sight, and we just found out (via FB again, after over an hour on the phone and getting nowhere near customer service) that there was something wrong with the scheduling system and we'll have to wait for another 5 days. I've been doing the laundry by hand for the past week (because the cleaners charges at least 27 euros each time) and it's just plain fucking nuts, especially since one of their services they claim to offer is next-day delivery. <br />
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Look: I'm willing to accept a longer delivery time, but for fuck's sake don't dick your customers around like this. Either say outright that it will take 5-7 days to deliver shit, or don't deliver shit at all. And 'fess up to not having stuff in stock. Yeah, maybe you might lose that sale, but two weeks without being able to do laundry is going to lose you a customer. Several, if I have my way, and many, if there are truly that many pissed off people on their Facebook page. <br />
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-79342441273493500652015-09-02T12:58:00.000+02:002015-09-02T12:58:17.407+02:00Inheriting citizenship, part 2 of 2: why kidlet had a rap sheet before he turned 1<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
The consequences of a system that confers citizenship by blood rather than birth can be quite...well, I don't know if "amusing" is the right word, but in retrospect it definitely falls into the "you wouldn't believe it unless it happened to you".<br />
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Well, in 2006 - well before we had kidlet, before I even arrived in the Netherlands - Karel went to Belgium for a year to work on a research project. It was only a year, and since Belgium barely has a govenrment at all, he didn't bother to register a change-of-address (you can only have one official address) since he was going to be moving back to the Netherlands after the year was over. <br />
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Fast-forward 6 years: I'm 8.5 months pregnant, living with Karel but not married to him (this is an important detail), and at my midwife's appointment the midwife asks me whether I've arranged for Karel to be recognized as Kidlet's father. I stare at her like she just spouted another head. She tells me that because we're not married, I have to grant Karel paternity, and that takes a little arranging through the <i>gemeente</i>. "Just a few papers to sign," I'm told, nothing to worry about. <br />
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Because Karel is working essentially right up to my due date, and because I am too exhausted to lumber to town, though, we don't get this fixed right away. But it's not a big deal, I'm told, because I can sign things at the hospital and over the next few weeks postpartum. So I have kidlet, more or less on schedule. Because he came out of my body and because we're not married, he gets registered as an American, and Karel is assured that he can get it changed over the next few weeks. <br />
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Except: remember the little research stint in 2006? According to the city clerk we spoke with, before Karel could be recognized as the kidlet's dad, he first had to demonstrate that he wasn't married in Belgium. Which is easier said than done, because if you never register your temporary residence then there is no way for the Belgian government to know that you were ever there, and not being able to provide proof of a non-event is (in Dutch circles) not the same as providing documentation that anything ever happened. <br />
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In the meantime, the <i>Immigratie en Naturalisatsie Dienst</i> received word that an unregistered American (irony, anybody?) had appeared at our address, and as this was highly improper, we got served with papers filled with scary-sounding-official-Dutch that told us to explain our case to the police department. I call the IND, asking them what I need to do to get kidlet on the right side of Dutch law, and they tell me that if he has an American passport they can process him like any other American expat.<br />
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An American passport, though, is $200+ dollars that I didn't have, and assuming that I had a printer (I didn't) to print out the forms I needed to fill in, find the papers that I needed to have, and could take an entire day to go to Amsterdam (while breastfeeding a kiddo who won't use a bottle) and visit the American consulate, it would STILL have taken a minimum of 8 weeks for kidlet's new passport. Our conversation with Nijmegen police was in 4 weeks. Not to mention that, because of FACTA, I didn't want him to deal with having the IRS run a surprise audit on his bank account when he's 13 and working his first paper route, so I never intended for kidlet to be an American until he was aware of the consequences and could decide for himself. <br />
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So you can kind of see how things were really, <i>really</i> not looking good for us. But then, in the space of 1 week, everything got miraculously resolved: Karel finally managed to reach a manager who had an ounce of common sense and realized that the Belgian government couldn't say that Karel didn't get married if they didn't realize he was living there. The police officer we spoke to was sympathetic and gave us a week to fix everything. The manager that Karel spoke to had Karel sign a few papers two days later, and voila--Kidlet was Karel's son, got Karel's last name, and became officially Dutch. The police dropped the investigation, and I never heard from the IND again. <br />
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As Kafka-esque as this whole thing was, though, at least it ended happily, and I'm married and carry dual citizenship now, so everything will be much easier if/when we have Kidlette. But just imagine something like this becoming the <i>norm</i> in a country like the US...</div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-52324211555691892282015-09-02T12:17:00.001+02:002015-09-02T12:17:39.808+02:00Expats, immigrants, and inheriting citizenship, Part 1 of 2<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I'm not the first to make the observation that "expats" are white and usually wealthy (or at least, they usually end up putting more in the tax coffers than they take out), and "migrants" or "immigrants" are not white, regardless of their class. If anybody wants to say white privilege doesn't exist, there's your proof to the contrary. The right-wing/nationalist/white supremacists in most European nations love to hate on the Turks and/or Moroccans and/or anybody with darker skin, saying that "these people" are diluting the cultural purity or whatever the lingo for justifying hating brown/black people is in Europe these days. Never mind the nice blonde lady who's been living next door for five years and can't speak a word of Dutch. No, the real danger to the country is from the people who've been living here for generations and have deep roots in the community. (And, because of Poe's Law, yes, this was meant sarcastically).<br />
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Part of the problem, as I see it, is that Europe does inherited citizenships, and not birthright citizenships. And I guess it makes a certain amount of sense; if you're going to encourage people to move across borders then having a family with multiple nationalities is kind of a pain in the ass. Only 30 countries in the world have birthright citizenship (mostly in the Americas), and US is one of them. Everywhere else, if you're born to a [nationality] in a different country, you'll have [nationality] as long as you can't afford to change it. </div>
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And while the process of becoming a Dutch national is merely expensive (810 euros as of 2014)--as opposed to expensive <i>and</i> confusing as f*ck-all, as it is in the US--the fact that it has to be done before your kids can get on equal footing, government-wise, with everybody else is grossly unfair and probably contributes more than most people want to admit to the discrimination that is faced by people with ancestries from Africa and the Middle East. The fact that someone born within a certain country, grows up in that country, has a fulfilling life in that country, roots for that country in the World Cup, and yet has to buy citizenship (which isn't cheap) before they are allowed to vote in national elections or claim what citizens can take for granted is just a little disturbing if you think about it. Not to mention that, if you want someone to be proud of the country they live in, having the nationality of said country is kind of a prerequisite to being part of the tribe. It was a long time before I could be proud of the US of A, and part of that was because, until I was in my teens, I wasn't a US citizen. I couldn't say, "We're all Americans" because I wasn't one. <br />
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I'm not saying that Europe needs to change their system--it would probably go some way towards solving the problem of people not integrating, though--but having to pay for the citizenship of a country you grew up in isn't exactly fair. Let's not pretend that it isn't just a tiny bit racist, either. The fact that the targets of the conversation in the US are mostly Mexicans (and, to some extent, wealthy Asians) only augments this. You never hear people going on about all the British taking over Hollywood. <br />
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We were insanely lucky: lucky that I was able to get in my language classes and take and pass the NT2 before a whole bunch of rules were changed, lucky that I was able to afford the 810 euros to add Dutch citizenship to my roster of countries I can call home, lucky that Karel was able to get kidlet's nationality re-arranged before we got in trouble for hosting an illegal American citizen (ironic, isn't it?). But it's my opinion that these things shouldn't be a matter of luck. Luck is for the casinos, not a way to live life. </div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-45042162977632105892015-08-29T08:44:00.001+02:002015-08-29T08:44:43.593+02:00Camping with a toddler<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
We are two adults with a two-almost-three-year-old toddler. Camping is therefore even more of an adventure than it might otherwise be, especially if you factor in a three-hour drive and the fact that toddlers are, generally speaking, insane and suicidal. Or so you might think.<br />
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I tend to think that we parents somehow manage to convey our preconceived notions about what our kids are like to our kids: that if we believe that they are in their "terrible-twos" then the kids will oblige us by being terrible. Karel and I joke that kidlet is fast approaching becoming a "threenager", but the reality is that I don't think he's going to be a problem when he's 3. Now, it's also true that we have a very good kidlet in general, which tends to inform our expectations. <br />
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So a three-hour car trip was something that we expected him to handle well. He's gone with us to Groningen several times and that trip is a little more than two hours, so three-hours wasn't that mch of a stretch. It helps to have the one toddler who is content to look out the window and enjoy the view, who doesn't need snacks constantly (although if it has been a while since his last meal I'm not opposed to giving him a biscuit), and who can tolerate a three-hour drive without whining or screaming or crying or being so traumatized that getting him into the carseat is a struggle. I don't pretend that this personality fluke is due to anything we've done. It's just how things are.<br />
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Keeping kidlet amused at the campsite was also simple: just let him run around. He'd find rocks to throw into the river and sticks to <i>thwack</i> against the trees without any help. We were at least a hundred yards from our nearest camp-neighbors, so he had room a-plenty to run around and just delight in being a kid. It was when the weather got rainy that things took an unexpected turn: I'd packed some of his favorite trucks and cars in case we were tent-bound, but he surprised me by preferring to read his books instead. When we went camping on the Waal, we remembered to bring his little <i>loopfiets</i>, and he could easily spend hours riding that thing. <br />
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Kidlets don't really need a lot to amuse them: When we went walking, the promise of blackberries straight off the vine was enough to get him started; the idea of "taking over" a castle was enough to get him to finish the entirely-uphill trip to the castle. Just wading in the stream, splashing and getting his toes nibbled at by the fishes, was enough to keep him amused for over an hour--and even when we got home he was still asking to go into the water.<br />
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I'll confess, even I sometimes get guilted into feeling that we could be doing more for kidlet--whether it's more educational activities or taking him to spend more time at the playground or such. I do sometimes wonder if we're providing him with enough stimulation, if watching and re-watching "The Gruffalo" is really enough for him. But then again, I'm glad that he still gets so much pleasure out of sticks and stones and seeing fish in a stream and giant snails on the ground and watching trucks rumble by on the bridge. To my mind, this is the real disadvantage of our digital age: that the simple pleasure of smacking a stick into a puddle and enjoying the splash is no longer enough for kids, that everything has some kind of end-goal to work towards, rather than just enjoying the blackberry or finding (yet another) rock to toss. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-34087931876941629882015-08-28T18:44:00.001+02:002015-08-28T18:44:47.673+02:00Luxembourg!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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However, I do like camping, especially if it's in a tent, and since Karel is the one doing most of the puttering, I'm more than happy to tag along and do the work of picking out dates and making reservations (and, it turns out, coming up with the cash) for a camping experience not to be forgotten. As you may have divined from the title of this post, that was in Luxembourg, this time. Believe it or not, as small as it is, there are still regions to the country, and the one we ended up in was called Vianden. Or <i>Vijanden</i>, if your map is Dutch.</div>
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Because yes, we did walk. Kidlet walked, Karel walked, I walked, the entire two miles <i>uphill</i> to the Vianden Castle. We went there, paid admission, and walked around--it's a nice castle, and they've done a decent job restoring it--had lunch, and then Karel carried kidlet back down most of the way. But it just goes to show that kids are tougher than they might seem, and as a two-year-old, kidlet is plenty tough. </div>
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Some notes about the Continental experience: It's weird holding a conversation in two different languages (Dutch and German, in this case). You can kind of understand what the other one is saying, but you're always kind of hoping that other person will get the idea and switch to a language you both know. Alas for me, my French is limited to <i>bonjour</i> and <i>merci</i> and my German is even less. Just to confuse the bejesus out of you, too: if you have your phone's GPS set to English, while your SatNav is set to Dutch, while the road signs are in French, just getting to wherever you need to be can be a challenge-and-a-half. <br />
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Also, I've been spoiled by Dutch prices: I will never again complain about produce prices in the Netherlands, not after having seen what the Cactus (one of the major supermarkets) charges for food, in general. On the flip side, though, gas is super-cheap, with diesel coming in at just under 1 euro per liter, which is probably still obscene by American standards but ridiculously cheap by Dutch ones. <br />
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We did not, however, get to enjoy a meal in a restaurant, so I can't say anything about what a real Luxembourg-ish meal is. Part of this was that Karel is in love with the barbecue, lighting a fire, and all that, and so every evening it was "stuff roasted on a fire". Part of this was that most of the restaurants we passed served the same stuff as every Dutch restaurant does, except with French names. A <i>krokette</i> is a <i>croquette</i> is meat-and-batter-shaped-into-a-stick-and-deep-fried, no matter what language it's in, and suffice it to say that neither of us are fans of it. Part of it was also that I didn't realize that 5 euros to do a load of laundry was just for washing alone, so all of our clean clothes were gone by Wednesday, and drying until Thursday. <br />
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One of the things that's been coming as a constant surprise to me as a parent in the Netherlands is how many things I end up paying for. It's not just the occasional branded <i>hagelslag</i> (Minions) or the Lightning McQueen juice, which I admit I do sometimes shell out for (mostly not, though). And it's not the extra trips to the toilets or the snacks that I still sometimes bring when we're out for a longer day. <br />
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No, the things that end up costing me a disconcerting amount of money are memberships. Some of these are unquestionably worthwhile: the library (€60 per year) and of course there's my train pass (€65 per year). I am considering taking kidlet for swimming lessons (€87 for 10 lessons), though the fact that he is still terrified of water means that I'll probably wait another year. There are the wonderful-but-questionably-valued ones, like a membership to the <a href="http://www.burgerszoo.nl/?gclid=CI3-x4SXq8cCFUPLtAodnkMNdA">Burger's Zoo</a> in Arnhem, which is really wonderful but a bit of a pain to get to even if there is no whining two-year-old being dragged along in your wake.<br />
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Then there are the memberships to the playgrounds: <i><a href="http://www.brakkefort.nl/index.html">De Brakkefort</a></i> and <i><a href="http://www.deleemkuil.nl/index.html">de Leemkuil</a></i> are outdoor places that are only open for four months of the year, so memberships to those places are relatively cheap (€15 per year, but it is per person instead of per family and after kidlet turns 3 that means I'll need to get 2 if I want to take him, 3 if I want to include my husband). Then again, they are <i>tons</i> of fun, especially <i>de Leemkuil</i>, which has jungle gyms and incredible wooden climbing things that take kids to dizzying heights. And for the stormy, rainy days, there is the <i><a href="http://www.pretinn.nl/?gclid=CI7WmoSWq8cCFQTHtAodgF0Ang">Pret Inn</a></i> (€96 per year) an indoor jungle-gym bonanza full of random ball pits, things to climb into and out of and over, and the giant circus-tent like thing which every kid could spend hours scampering up and sliding down.<br />
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Now, you might be wondering why I would spend perfectly good money to take kidlet to playgrounds when there perfectly good free ones all over Nijmegen. Well, first of all, the paid playgrounds are much, much better. It's not so much the newer equipment (though that is a perk) as the fact that they are much better-maintained, and the weeds are limited and things aren't visibly rusty. There're always other children around to join in a game of tag (or whatever the toddler equivalent is), the spaces are comfortably shaded from the full sun, and you never have to worry that your kid is going to step in a dog turd that some inconsiderate asshole left behind. (Seriously, what is up with the Dutch not picking up after their dogs?!) The last alone makes paying for a playground membership worthwhile, IMHO. <br />
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But yeah, in a nutshell this means that I could easily be spending almost €400 a year just to take kidlet to places. And while it's a bit of a drag for me, I could afford it--it would mean working more and being extra-careful with the groceries, but there's no reason why I can't swing a membership to a place if I really wanted to--I can't help but think that there are a lot of families for whom this is an insurmountable financial obstacle. And while being able to play in an awesome playground, rain or shine, is not <i>strictly</i> necessary for having a well-rounded childhood, being able to tire out your kid so that they leave you alone long enough to bang out a blog post (or make dinner, or watch your favorite TV show) unquestionably goes a longer way to improving the parent-child dynamic than many people realize. <br />
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The ability to give kidlet experiences is one of the reasons I continue to freelance, even though we could hack it without the extra money. But it's made me acutely aware of how early stratifying along class lines happens, and makes me wonder, even as we have ourselves a wonderful time in these places, whether that's a good thing. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-41747787695466174932015-08-02T16:56:00.002+02:002015-08-02T16:56:44.819+02:00So writing....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
I thought it might be fun to do a little post on how I write, and <i>the process</i>, since I write so much fiction I can practically do it in my sleep. At any given time I usually have at least two clients I'm working on stuff for, and if I had my way there would be three. This means that, in any given week, my word count usually approaches, if not exceeds, 20,000 words. And given how many plots I need to keep track of and how many words I need to write for each story, the process needs to be as streamlined as possible. <br />
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The process begins with old-fashioned pen and paper. Once I get the go-ahead, I write down the points the client requires ("He has to fall in love with his sister before they realize that they're related", etc) and sketch out a rough outline of all the things I need to do to make them happen. I also write out character names, although I don't always stick to them. The main thing is to make sure I have enough plot points to meet the word count requirements. There is some fudge-factor, but too much filler becomes too obvious and it's definitely not appreciated. <br />
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The outline gets refined in Scrivener's Corkboard, which is on the right side in this screenshot. Part of what makes Scrivener so wonderful is that you can have multiple windows open that show whatever you want in your Binder (on the left side), which is where I divide the story into different sub-documents. Each sub-document can be viewed in different ways; the actual document (which is the middle) or the Corkboard view, which contains the summaries and maybe a key detail or two. Especially handy sometimes in cases of writer's block is the word count target, which turns from red (empty) to green (full) if you need to get your words in. There is also an extremely handy Research folder, which allows you to copy-paste links and documents that you might find handy if the story you're writing has to do with, say, a certain period in history, you can just copy-paste stuff into that folder. Once the different parts of the story are written, Scrivener compiles everything into one document that's compatible with various word processors (It does not compile the Research folder). <br />
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And lastly, there is the word count log, which I'm actually pretty terrible about meeting. I use my agenda to figure out how many words are due for which client and when. Usually it averages out to about 2000 words a night, but sometimes it's 3000 and, if I've been terrible about making my previous word count targets, up to 5000, which is not fun and only possible because most of my clients are in the US and therefore there's at least a 6-hour time zone difference that I can use to my advantage. <br />
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I actually enjoy doing this and most months end up turning a good deal of profit. It's not literary in any sense of the word, but it isn't difficult to do and for me, it's easy to turn out reasonably good stories without much fuss. But a huge part of why it's so easy is having the right tools, and figuring out a way that works FOR YOU.<br />
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-22094301627984591862015-07-17T22:41:00.000+02:002015-07-17T22:41:16.323+02:00Accomplishments and confessions<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This year, as I did for most years, started with a planner and the best of intentions to: map out my week, keep track of what I was doing, and make sure I was on top of all my deadlines. But something happened along the way...and I've actually stuck with it for the entire year so far, and I doubt I'm going to stop, because it's actually been really useful to keep track of freelancing assignments that have a tendency to overlap one another and bunch up. <br />
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It's a simple, cheap planner (read: the only one I could afford as of last year) but it does the trick: the vertical week layout is nice, and my handwriting isn't that big, so even though the columns are only about an inch wide it's pretty okay in terms of the amount of space I have to work with. I have an addiction to Moleskine products, as I've mentioned before, and since they sell vertical planners, I'd already set aside some money for buying their planner for 2016 next year and that would have been the end of that. </div>
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I clicked on a video on decorating planners on YouTube, and have become entirely obsessed with the idea of purchasing an Erin Condren planner. It is, as far as I can tell, the Cadillac planner of people who decorate their planners--with washi tape, fancy Post-It notes, stickers, arrays of markers and stamps. And this from someone who has, to date, owned exactly two rolls of washi tape. I don't quite know what it is about watching people decorate their planners that is so hypnotic. I do know that I've already put in an order for two different sets of fancy sticky notes (from Japan) with the idea of making a 2016 planner totally glam-worthy. (My personal style tends to be more understated, actually, and it's hard not to feel a little ridiculous about all the stickers and stuff when your main writing implement is a Parker fountain pen).<br />
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The main thing is the vertical weekly layout over two pages. I've been trying to find another planner (yeah, I know it's early) that has this feature and I've been coming up short. Yeah, there's the <a href="https://store.moleskine.com/nld/diaries/2016-weekly-diaries/dashboard-weekly-planner/p727?lang=en-gb&ic=KR1kYA%3D%3D">Moleskine Dashboard </a> and that's probably what I'll end up ordering, but, well, it's <i>black</i>. The pages are pedestrian--boring, even. At the very least, they could have a bit of color, right? But that's not Moleskine's style, and frankly, it's not really mine, either. I mean, I do use sticky notes in my planner and I do have a set of markers that I use to highlight things and block out days, but the kind of insanity that prompts people to spend that much time planning out their weeks is a little much, even for me. </div>
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And at the end of the day, well, it's a <i>planner</i>. It doesn't really matter how pretty it looks if you never get done what you planned. On the level that matters, I realize this, just as I realize that spending $70 (the actual planner is "only" $50, but international shipping is an extra $20) on a planner borders on the insane and ridiculous. But still, there's a part of me that wants to try...</div>
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-26346932190176105582015-07-07T21:59:00.001+02:002015-08-02T16:56:58.488+02:00Squeeze: Camping trip<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Against all odds, we somehow managed to squeeze in a camping trip this past weekend. Somehow my freelancing assignments all ended right before (and picked up again right afterwards) so the entire weekend could be completely devoted to: flying kites with kidlet, reading <i>and finishing</i> a book, babysittig kidlet while he zooomed around on his <i>loopfiets,</i> letting Karel do all of the camping stuff (I figure that, if he wanted my help, he's a man and can ask for it), and eating too much barbecue. <br />
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Camping is the national Dutch pastime--like baseball in the US, but far more interesting. For starters, it's a very regimented process, almost like booking a hotel: you go online and tell people what you're bringing (tent or trailer) and how long you're staying. There is no (or very little) random driving around the country and staking out a tent wherever looks good--mostly because pastures have been fenced off, the woodlands are engineered to be utterly inhospitable to this sort of impromptu overnighting, and the campgrounds are always, always, PACKED. (At least on the weekends)<br />
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One of the nicknames the Dutch have acquired is the rather unflattering "snails"--as a reference to the very Dutch habit of packing a trailer (Brits: caravan) with all the comforts of home--especially the Douwe Egberts Rode <i>koffie</i>--and clogging up the highways in some other country, and in NL for the less adventurous. The Germans retaliate by taking over the beaches around Scheveningen and Leiden. Campgrounds typically have shower, bathroom, and laundry facilities; you can rent a bike for <i>lekker fietsen</i> and seeing the sights; the one we went to had a pool and playground and a riverside beach, along with boat rentals from a nearby company. Some of them offer free Wi-Fi. So really, all you really need is a tent and a sleeping bag and some coffee. <br />
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The one thing about camping that I really appreciated, from a practical point of view, was that there was zero pressure to dress kidlet. I mean, yeah--if we'd left the campground I would've put him in his shorts, but as long as you're on the campground, clothing is "nearly optional": people of all ages and physiques walk around wearing whatever they want, and on a day that's 34 C (that's 95 F) in the shade, that translates into a whole lotta bathing suits, even if the only moisture on your skin is sweat. Kidlet spent a lot of time running around in his underwear--and he was still more-dressed than a lot of the kids we saw. I myself went three days without shoes--tan lines around my feet and ankles have always bugged the living daylights out of me.<br />
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The campground we went to was situated on the Waal, so we <i>almost</i> had a riverside view; were it not for the row of caravans that remained steadfastly parked in front of our tent. Kidlet, being a transportation fanatic, still thought it was the best thing in the whole world--waking up in the morning and seeing a boat go steaming by. By and large, it was a relaxing two days, not worrying about clients or deadlines and just being able to sit back and watch kidlet enjoy himself running around without shoes. <br />
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Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-18266765553882835842015-06-09T18:16:00.001+02:002015-06-09T18:16:00.997+02:00Honor amongst bike thieves?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
It goes without saying that if you live in the Netherlands, your bike <i>will</i> be stolen at some point. It doesn't matter how many locks you have on it, how vigilant you are about storing it at a <i>bewaakte</i> (guarded) bike lot or keeping it inside. At some point, your bike will be stolen. You may as well resign yourself to the fate now, and save up for the expense of getting another one now. <br />
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Bike thievery is rampant here: A few years ago the Telegraaf claimed that there were<a href="http://netherlandsbynumbers.com/2013/08/31/10-questions-about-the-dutch-and-their-bikes/"> 450,000 bikes stolen</a>, but bike theft is only reported if you have a bike worth more than a couple hundred euros. <i>A few hundred?</i> Well, yeah--a good secondhand bike that doesn't sound like a dying cat and actually stops will cost ya at least 150 euros,if not more. And since most bikes here are second- or third- (or more) -hand, they're rarely insured, even if they are pricey, and if they're not insured, then the theft doesn't get reported, because let's face it, the odds of ever seeing the bike again are between zero and zilch. <br />
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And it doesn't matter if you've got the latest, shiniest new bike on the street or a clunker--if the pedals work and you leave it unlocked, don't expect to come back and find it where you left it. This is especially the case in cities like Nijmegen, which can be really strict about bike parking--your bike must be in a rack, otherwise it'll be <strike>held hostage</strike>, er, impounded. They'll look askance if you're <i>next</i> to a rack on a <i>marktdag</i>, but leaving it next to a store while you pop in will attract someone's notice. The procedure for ticketing an illegally parked bike is to first slap a sticker on it. If, 15 minutes later, the bike is still there, it gets dragged off. Unlike most ransoms, though, the fee to release your bike is relatively modest (30 euros).<br />
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But there is one class of bike that seems to be oddly immune to bike thieves: kids' bikes. Up to a certain size, you'll see them leaning against the wall of the supermarket, with nary a lock or a watcher in sight. I don't know of it's just because they're practically useless to anybody bigger than a toddler, or if there really is a sense of righteousness amongst would-be thieves. But I'm still nervous about leaving kidlet's <i>loopfiets</i> in the foyer of the Albert Heijn. Maybe I'm just overly paranoid. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-81778752273293611122015-05-02T17:15:00.001+02:002015-05-02T17:15:35.192+02:00Free Fun in NIjmegen: The Glider Airport<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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One of Nijmegen's lesser-known secrets is that there's a glider airfield about 5 km south of the city border. Technically, that puts it in Malden, but they still call it the <a href="http://www.nijac.nl/">Nijmeegse Aeroclub</a>. On nice days, if you remember to look up, you'll see the gliders circling the thermals in the skies towards the south. There will usually be 3 or 4 of them at the same time, just lazily winging through the skies. <br />
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It's relatively easy to get to by car and bike. On the weekends, an ice-cream truck stops and sells ice cream out the back. But the main attraction is that, at one end of the airport, there are benches and tables, and you're allowed to watch the gliders take off and land. Watching them take off is a real treat: the winch truck revs up its engine, and at the other end of the field, you can watch the glider rocket into the air and, on a good day, catch a thermal. <br />
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Kidlet loves planes, cars, trucks, trains--anything motorized, essentially--so a lazy afternoon watching the gliders take off and land, while riding his "new" <i>loopfiets</i> (it was a present when he was born, but he only just started riding it this week) up and down the dirt paths, being a kid and every now and then yelling "PLANE!" was about as perfect a day as it could be. </div>
Juleshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15177864294778546164noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7692306869606275386.post-75203910481152895052015-04-05T20:22:00.000+02:002015-04-05T20:22:08.428+02:00My Kid is Warping My English<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
So in our household, kidlet hears two languages: Mostly English, some Dutch. Dutch comes from his dad, English comes from me--the occasional conversation in Chinese that I have with my mom doesn't really count. And since he's at home with me most of the time, that means he hears mostly English. <br />
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So you might think that he speaks mostly English, but somehow, against all odds, his first sentences are very clearly Dutch. <i>Kom, we gaan naar de auto</i> and <i>Papa is thuis</i> and such-like simple sentences. He understands English just fine and when he learns new words he usually learns the English word first. We have both <i>Cars </i>and <i>Planes</i> (and their sequels) in English, and he loves all of the movies. When we go places, I make a point of speaking English to him, except it doesn't always work out that way.<br />
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Like most people who learn Dutch as a second language, I often mix words up. It usually means I insert a Dutch word where I'd typically say an English one, but I sometimes spit out English words when I'm speaking Dutch, too. I write both "coffee" and "<i>koffie"</i> on the shopping list. But worst of all is when I catch myself using Dutch sentence structures to speak English: i.e., "I want to order for him a keyboard". This doesn't seem so bad, but for the fact that one of my freelancing hats is copy editor. And then there is the fact that sometimes he seems to listen to me better when I speak Dutch than when I speak English. <br />
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